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Re: My forth of july
« on: July 08, 2009, 05:22:31 pm »
You know, I never said they were stupid. If I lived in the times of the Old Testament I wouldn't eat a pig either; it's the wormiest animal you can find. Fortunately, we now live in the times of meat thermometres. Mmm... Bacon. Even my fake father wasn't Kosher because, "There's no point anymore."

I still remember the day I was a kid, and clam chowder was for dinner. "Oh no, we're not making you a separate meal this time!" So I tried to leave the table, but my mother insisted I eat it. I knew from the smell it was something I didn't want. The first bite was nasty, the second was sickening, and by the third bite I had thrown up all over the dinner table, coating it in vomit. At that point, I was allowed to leave.

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